Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Caution: Do not use on eyes....

If you get really, really tired....
You might fall asleep with your makeup on....
Then you could find yourself the next morning waking up to a phone call...
walking into the bathroom, while on the wake up phone call....
and using nail polish remover to take off yesterdays eye makeup....
Only to find yourself screaming "I'm such a RETARD!!!" to the person on the phone that woke you up.....
And FLUSHing out your eyes repeatedly.....before finding the ACTUAL makeup remover.

1 comment:

Laurel said...

No, we just put facewash on our toothbrushes around here. :) So does it still sting? Love it!