Sunday, May 10, 2009


Cause I'm too fat for REAL food.
And, I'm actually too cheap for REAL Slim fast.
I REALLY buy the Slim Rites.
Whatever. It's not like either of them will make me skinny anyway.
(please tell me they will.....please tell me they will.....)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hey - i drank one for breakfast, and again for lunch, and had a sensible dinner - and i lost 10 lbs in 2 weeks. The ONLY workout I did was 30 minutes on the bike at the gym. So - YES! THEY WILL!