Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I heart Minnie

At the risk of getting myself into trouble here, why (and HOW???) are there so many adults who think it is acceptable to wear anything with a "character" stamped on the front? I'm pretty sure the worst includes everyone's favorite "girlfriend's worst nightmare" slutty skank Tinkerbell... But any of them make me cringe. And you KNOW it extends far beyond t-shirts and wallets for most of these crazies. I could go on and on, but would just turn into a bitch if I did so. So... 'Nuff said.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

The Provo Phenomenon

Every time I go to Provo, I remember why it's there and I'm here.

Not that there's anything necessarily WRONG with it, it's just that...well, what's RIGHT with it? And every time I go there I am socially annoyed.

I have a short list of things I see or experience EVERY time I visit this city that help me to remember Y I hate it there.

1. TERRIBLE customer service EVERYWHERE.

2. Long Lines EVERYWHERE. I just wanna know, WHY on any given night could it REALLY take over an hour to dine at Carraba's?

3. People who cross the street anywhere they want without even looking.

4. Females of any type and age who constantly check themselves out in any and all reflective surfaces, and usually do so with 'that face'....you know....the casual but deliberate 'I'm so hot, I can't stop looking at myself' face.

5. Men at the gas station that shamelessly check me out.....even though I'm 8 months pregnant. It's totally wierd.

6. Lame College students driving around on their STUPID A beach cruisers in large groups dressed like A&F models.

7. Hispanic Gangs

8. Girls, usually in pairs, and usually UGLY walking around the LOS HERMANOS area and being completely loud and abnoxious.....because they need to be, because they are UGLY.....but they have 'GREAT' personalities.

9. Cary and Tuker Brown....

10. Single men, that look like they are running for their lives.....and being chased around by the BYU soon to be STEPFORD WIVES CLUB. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!